Holiday Inn Express Irondequoit By IHG United States

Escape to Paradise: Your Irondequoit Holiday Inn Express Awaits!

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the swirling, slightly chaotic ocean of the Holiday Inn Express in Irondequoit, NY! AKA, "Escape to Paradise," at least according to… well, their marketing team. Let’s see if the reality lives up to the hype, shall we? This ain't your sterile, corporate review; this is the messy, honest truth.

First Impressions & the Great Accessibility Debate (Because Life Ain't Always Smooth Sailing)

Okay, so "Paradise" might be a smidge strong, but Irondequoit itself is… Irondequoit. It's got its charm, even if that charm is mostly found in the Wegmans cheese aisle. The Holiday Inn Express? Now, that's where things get interesting.

Accessibility: This is HUGE. They claim facilities for disabled guests. Fingers crossed. Gotta love the "elevator" icon, right? Hopefully, it's not a rickety antique. We'll have to delve deeper into the details. I'll be the first to admit, I'm not personally rocking a wheelchair right now, so I can't give a totally informed review on this. But, based on what I've seen, they've at least tried.
Exterior Corridor: Ugh, the dreaded exterior corridor. This means you're traipsing through the elements. Rain, wind, snow (hello, Rochester!), you're exposed. It's not always the most glamorous entrance.

The Cleanliness Dance & Safety First, Always

Okay, let's get serious for a moment. Post-pandemic (I mean, are we really post-pandemic?), cleanliness is EVERYTHING. And the Holiday Inn Express seems to be taking it seriously:

Anti-viral cleaning products, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Daily disinfection in common areas… Okay, that's a good start. Hallelujah! I’m happy about the Hand sanitizer at least!
Rooms sanitized between stays: Okay, that's what I want to hear. Give me the germ-killing power, baby!
Individually-wrapped food options. Makes me feel better about those continental breakfasts, at least.
Staff trained in safety protocol. And I hope they're getting paid enough to give a damn.

Amenities - The Good, The Bad, and the "Wait, What?"

Alright, let's sift through the treasure chest of amenities.

Internet, Internet [LAN], Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Ah, the essentials. I'm happy about the Free Wi-Fi. Can’t live without it, amiright? We all need to access the internet, and even the internet [LAN]. Gotta love those outdated options.
Fitness Center: This is where I get to confess my absolute laziness. Fitness centers are a good idea. I, however, rarely use them. But hey, it's there!
Pool with View, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Now we're talking! Especially during a Rochester summer. The view? Probably of a parking lot, but hey, a pool is a pool.
Breakfast [buffet]: The most important meal of the day! Hopefully, they haven't completely butchered the quintessential hotel breakfast buffet.
Coffee/tea in restaurant & coffee shop: A lifesaver in the morning.
Business facilities: Fax? You bet!

The Room - My Personal Sanctuary (or Not)

Let’s face it, the room is where you spend a good chunk of your time. It needs to be bearable.

Air Conditioning: Thank GOD! Those Rochester summers can be brutal.
Blackout curtains: Another lifesaver. I need to escape the harsh world.
Free Wi-Fi: YAY! Again. Can't emphasize this enough.
Daily housekeeping. Hopefully, they won't judge my messy habits.
Desk, Laptop workspace: Gotta get that work done, unfortunately.
Smoke detector This is important for safety, but I hope it doesn't go off for something stupid like burnt toast.
Soundproofing: In theory. We'll see how that holds up against the late-night revelers.
Window that opens: Fresh air! Hallelujah! (Though in Rochester, it also means… bugs.)

The Dining & Drinking Dilemma

Let's be honest, hotel food can be a crapshoot.

Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet. The holy grail of hotel dining. Usually the only option. Let's keep it real. It's likely a mix of sad scrambled eggs, suspiciously orange juice, and stale pastries. I'm saying it right now.
Coffee shop: Another coffee place!
Snack bar: For the late-night cravings.

The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Section – Or, How to Avoid Irondequoit Boredom

Alright, this part is crucial. What the heck are you supposed to do in Irondequoit?

Fitness Center: (See above – I’ll probably skip it).
Sauna, Steamroom: Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Sauna and steamroom? This could actually be a relaxing experience.
Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool is the highlight.
Spa/sauna: That would be great! This could really be an experience.

The Quirks, the Imperfections & the Honest Truth

Alright, time for the unfiltered thoughts. Remember, this isn't a polished brochure; this is a real person's opinion.

The "Essential Condiments" Mystery: What are these essential condiments? Is it just mustard, ketchup, mayo? Or are we talking exotic mustards here? I NEED TO KNOW!
The Babysitting Service Conundrum: They offer it. Good for families, I suppose.
The "Couple's Room" Tease: Not sure what makes a room a "couple's room," but I guess it's nice to have the option.
The "Proposal spot." I am dying. This is a Holiday Inn Express, right? Are they seriously marketing this as a place to propose? I want to see it.
Getting Around - Valet parking, Taxi service, Car park That's a good thing, since Irondequoit is not known for its public transportation.

My Verdict (So Far)

Okay, so the Holiday Inn Express in Irondequoit? It’s… a Holiday Inn Express. It's not the Ritz, but it seems to try. They're hitting the right notes with cleanliness and basic amenities. The pool is a huge plus. The potential for a decent breakfast buffet could make or break it. Is it "Escape to Paradise"? Probably not. But could it be a comfortable, relatively safe, and convenient base for exploring the Rochester area? Potentially.

The Call to Action - Your Escape to Irondequoit Awaits!

Okay, here's my pitch designed to get you to book (warts and all):

Tired of the same old routine? Craving a little… escapism? (Even if it’s in Irondequoit?) Then check out the Holiday Inn Express!

Here’s why you should at least consider pulling the trigger:

Clean, Clean, Clean! They’re obsessed with keeping things sanitized. Peace of mind in the age of… well, you know.
Poolside Bliss: Imagine yourself… lounging by the pool. It's a classic.
The Breakfast Buffet Gamble: Okay, so maybe the food isn't Michelin-star quality, but the potential for a carb-loaded, caffeine-fueled start to your day is real.
Convenience is King: Free Wi-Fi, parking, and all the basic necessities you need (like, say, a fax machine) are right at your fingertips.
It's an Adventure! Embrace the messiness! Embrace the imperfections! Go!

BOOK NOW!

Head to the Holiday Inn Express Irondequoit website and start planning your escape. You deserve a little break. Even in Irondequoit. And hey, if you see me at the breakfast buffet, say hello! Just don’t judge my questionable pastry choices. (Or my coffee intake. Or my… well, you get the idea.)

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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is… me, about to wrestle some questionable hotel breakfast in Irondequoit, New York, and you're coming along for the ride. Prepare for whiplash. And probably a craving for more coffee.

The (Un)Official, Chaotic, and Probably Under-Planned Guide to Conquering Irondequoit & Maybe Avoiding Bed Bugs (Fingers Crossed)

Day 1: Arrival, Disappointment, and the Glorious Pursuit of Pizza

1:00 PM - Arrival & Immediate Panic at the Holiday Inn Express Irondequoit By IHG: Okay, let's be honest, the pictures online made it look like a gleaming beacon of modern comfort. Reality? Well, it's… a Holiday Inn Express. Which isn't bad, per se. But the carpet is a little… lived in. And are those… stains? Don't look too closely. I'm already mentally scanning for escape routes in case of a bed bug invasion. (Note to self: Invest in a blacklight flashlight. Just in case.)
1:15 PM - Check-In Shenanigans: The front desk guy is trying really hard to be cheerful. Bless his heart. He clearly deals with a lot of… people. I'm one of those people. I'm fighting jet lag and the lingering suspicion that I left my charger at home. He gives me a keycard. It doesn’t work. (Classic.) He fiddles with it, apologizes profusely, and finally, VICTORY! Into the room I go!
1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance & the Existential Dread of the Mini-Fridge: Okay, so the room. It's… functional? The bed looks clean. Praise be. I immediately fling my suitcase onto the bed, because, priorities. The mini-fridge hums a lonely tune. Is anything actually cold in there? More importantly, is there room for wine? (The answer, tragically, is probably no.)
2:00 PM - The Pizza Quest Begins: Deep breaths. I need sustenance. And a good pizza is the cure for pretty much everything. Google tells me about a place called "Salvatore's Old Fashioned Pizzeria". (The "Old Fashioned" part already has me hooked.) I get in the rental car — which smells faintly of… something. Unknown. Unsettling. — and head out.
2:45 PM - Pizza Nirvana (Maybe): Okay, so Salvatore's. It's… bustling. Like, actual people! I order a large pepperoni and mentally prepare to devour the entire thing. The pizza arrives. It's… glorious. The cheese is perfectly melted. The crust is crunchy. The pepperoni is… well, it’s pepperoni. I eat until I can barely breathe. Completely worth it. This feels like success.
4:00 PM - Unplanned Nap & The Guilt That Goes With It: Okay, I did plan to hit up the Seabreeze Amusement Park, but the pizza… and the stale air of the hotel room… has conspired to put me in a food-induced coma. I wake up at 6 PM. Dammit. The day is wasted. I should have gone to the park. This is the best thing that I could ever be in my life!
7:00 PM - Late-Night Existential Crisis & the Vending Machine: Wandering around the hotel like a zombie, starving. I decide to hit the vending machine. It’s a lottery. Half the stuff is sold out. The only thing I really want is the bag of chips. I get the chips! WIN! Suddenly optimistic about the rest of the trip.

Day 2: Attempting Culture, Failing Charmingly, and the Pursuit of Local Brews

8:00 AM - The Breakfast Battleground: Okay, breakfast. The dreaded continental breakfast. The bacon looks… suspicious. The "scrambled eggs" are… an unsettling shade of yellow. I go for the questionable waffle. My mouth is dry!
9:00 AM - The George Eastman Museum - A Flop: I was supposed to be a cultured traveler. Now I feel like a fool. This Museum is just not my area of interest. The history is just not what I want to hear. I want to see what this place can offer.
12:00 PM - The "Craft" Brewery That Wasn't: Okay, I found a place called "Irondequoit Brewing Company". Sounded promising, right? Wrong. It was… fine. The beer was… beer. The atmosphere was… dimly lit. I'm starting to realize that Irondequoit is not exactly bursting with vibrant nightlife.
2:00 PM - Escape (Maybe): The rest of the afternoon is spent, staring into the black screen of my laptop, trying to organize the rest of this trip.

Day 3: Departure & Reflections (Mostly on Pizza)

7:00 AM - Brekkie Round Two & The Final Verdict on the Yogurt: I didn't go for it. I saw the color- I saw the texture.
8:00 AM - Check-Out & the Hopeful Gaze at the Exit: Bye, hotel! Maybe I'll never see you again.
8:30 AM - Final Pizza Run (Yes, Really): One last Salvatore's run on the way out of town. For the road, you know?
9:00 AM - The Drive Out & the lingering thought: Did I leave the charger?
10:00 AM - Reflections: Irondequoit. It's… a town. I mean, it has pizza. And questionable continental breakfasts. And a certain… charm? Maybe. It wasn't exactly the trip I envisioned, but hey, sometimes the best adventures are the ones you don't plan. Or maybe I just really, really need to learn how to plan a trip. Also, I need to find a better hotel. And a blacklight flashlight. And maybe a therapist. Okay, I’m out.

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Escape to Paradise: Your Irondequoit Holiday Inn Express Awaits! (A Messy FAQ)

Is this REALLY a "Paradise" experience? Because my life is currently more "laundry mountain."

Look, let's be honest, "Paradise" might be a *slight* exaggeration. It’s Irondequoit, people. Think... Rochester's chill cousin who keeps telling you about the time he almost made it onto the baseball team. BUT! For a weekend getaway, escaping the aforementioned laundry mountain (and maybe the whiny toddlers) CAN feel pretty darn close. Especially when THAT breakfast buffet is calling... more on that later. No, you won’t find any palm trees or turquoise waters (unless you count the weird blue tinted water in the pool, which… probably shouldn't), but you'll find a comfy bed, a functioning TV, and a break from your everyday chaos. That’s the REAL paradise, right?

What's the breakfast situation like? I'm talking LIFE-OR-DEATH important here.

Okay, buckle up, because this is where things get... interesting. The breakfast buffet at the Irondequoit Holiday Inn Express is legendary, in my humble opinion. Not because it's gourmet, mind you. It's legendary because of its RELIABILITY. That glorious, predictable predictability. The scrambled eggs are… well, they’re definitely eggs. Sometimes a little rubbery, but consistently there. The sausage links? Standard fare, but always warm and ready to go. The waffle maker? A game-changer. (Pro-tip: lightly butter *both* sides of your waffle for optimal crispy-meets-fluffy deliciousness.) One time, I witnessed a man literally *weep* with joy over the cinnamon rolls. I get it, dude. I get it. It’s not Michelin star quality, but it’s a warm hug of carbs and caffeine on a cold Rochester morning. And sometimes, that's all you need.

Are the beds actually comfortable? I need a good night's sleep, badly.

Yes! Mostly. They upgraded the mattresses last year, I think? Could be wrong. Actually, now I'm second guessing myself, because the last time I was there... well, I think I might have slept on a divot in the middle of the bed. Might've been from the previous occupants. Anyway, they’re generally pretty decent. Not like, "cloud nine" comfortable, but definitely a step up from your couch (unless your couch is also your bed, in which case, bless your heart). Ask for a room on a higher floor, though. You'll avoid the early morning hustle and bustle of the breakfast rush, and the occasional thump-thump-thump of the gym. Oh, yeah, there's a *tiny* gym. I tried using it once. Let's just say my fitness goals are… aspirational.

What about the pool? Is it… you know… hygienic?

Okay, this is the area where I start to get a little… hesitant. The pool is indoors, which is great for Rochester winters. That’s the end of the good news, and I'm not sure why they even felt the urge to make it blue. The water itself? I'm not a scientist, so I can't offer any definitive chemical analyses, but let's just say it has that distinct "indoor pool" smell. Which, depending on your perspective, is either comforting or a little… concerning. There's usually a collection of children, who have been in the pool for way too long, by the time you arrive. I often skip the pool entirely and head straight for the complimentary coffee. No regrets.

What's nearby? I don’t want to be stuck in a hotel room all weekend.

Irondequoit is… well, it's Irondequoit. There's a Wegmans (essential!), a few restaurants, and the glorious expanse of Lake Ontario just a short drive away. The beach is actually pretty nice in the summer. The Seabreeze Amusement Park could be fun with the kids (or on a solo, nostalgic trip for that matter). Honestly, the best thing about the location is that it's close enough to Rochester to be convenient, but far enough away to feel like a mini-vacation. I'd say, plan for at least a day trip to the Strong Museum, but be aware, it's a sensory overload. You might need a nap afterwards. I always do. And remember to pack some walking shoes for that. Seriously.

Is there free Wi-Fi? Because I’m addicted to the internet, okay?

Yes, there is free Wi-Fi. And it's... fine. Good enough to browse the internet, check your email, and maybe even stream a movie (though I recommend downloading a few beforehand, just in case). Don't expect lightning-fast speeds, but it's functional. Use it responsibly. Don't be *that* person hogging all the bandwidth. (I speak from experience. Sorry, everyone who was trying to stream something at the same time as me during my last visit.)

Are there any hidden fees I should be aware of?

They don’t advertise hidden fees, but... parking can be a little tight sometimes, especially if there's a big event in town. But it's free, so you can’t really complain. Just a minor inconvenience. Pay attention to the fine print for any "incidentals," but honestly, I've never encountered anything nefarious. Mostly, you're paying for a comfortable bed, a decent breakfast, and an escape from the everyday. That's worth it, right? Right? After all, wouldn't you rather spend your money on a weekend getaway than another trip to the dentist? (shudders)

Okay, so the big question: Would you actually recommend staying at the Holiday Inn Express in Irondequoit?

Look, it’s not the Four Seasons. It’s not even a fancy boutique hotel. But for a quick getaway, a chance to recharge, or a base camp for exploring the Rochester area, it's a solid choice. The breakfast buffet is an absolute MUST (again, waffles!), the beds are reasonably comfy, and the staff are generally friendly. Maybe it’s the low expectations, but I always leave feeling a little bit… refreshed. Not transformed, mind you. Still me, but with a full stomach and a brief escape from the reality of my life. So yeah, I'd recommend it. Just don't expect pure, unadulterated paradise. Expect a good, solid, and affordable Irondequoit adventure. It's a good deal, and you know, a change of scenery is ALWAYS nice. Plus you never know, you might even find yourself weeping with joy over a cinnamon roll. I'm just sayin'.
And one last thing - don't forget a book. Trust me.

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