Escape to Detroit: Livonia's Hottest Hotel Awaits!

Holiday Inn Detroit Northwest - Livonia By IHG United States

Escape to Detroit: Livonia's Hottest Hotel Awaits!

Escape to Detroit: Livonia's Hottest Hotel Awaits! - A Review (and a Rant, Frankly)

Alright, so you're thinking about ditching the daily grind and, well, escaping? Good. Because after wrestling with my own life (and my luggage, which is a constant battle), I'm here to tell you about Escape to Detroit: Livonia's Hottest Hotel Awaits! Let's be honest, "hottest" is a bold claim. But hey, I'm game. And you should be too. This isn't your grandma's Holiday Inn, folks. (Though, bless her heart, she'd probably appreciate the free Wi-Fi).

First Impressions & Getting In:

Okay, parking. Let's just say the free car park gets a massive thumbs up. Because seriously, nobody enjoys circling a block looking for somewhere to stash the car. Valet parking is also available, but if you're anything like me, "valet" sounds like a word you use when you pretend you're sophisticated. Getting inside? Elevator access is good, which is essential because, as someone with a perpetually wonky back, I'm all about accessibility. They've got facilities for disabled guests, which, as a good start! Check-in/out is express, which is my kind of speed – the faster I can get to the room, the better. Also, the 24-hour front desk gives me that, "okay, I'm safe" feeling.

The Room: My Temporary Fortress of Solitude (and Wi-Fi)

Alright, the room. This is where it gets interesting. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! And no wrestling with passwords that are longer than my grocery list. Thank goodness, I am constantly fighting to get the best wifi so I can do my work. They also have Internet access – LAN if you're a dinosaur like my Uncle Fred. I mean, I do have those moments when I am just annoyed with the wifi. Air conditioning is a must, and thankfully, present. Blackout curtains? Hallelujah! Sleep is sacred, my friends. Extra long bed? Score! I'm a tall person, and I'm thankful for a bed I don't have to contort myself into. And, yes, Free bottled water. A small thing, but it shows they think of the little things.

I will say the decorations in my room were slightly underwhelming. It was all a little… beige. Though, the room was clean. Very clean. My inner-germaphobe was appeased. There were slippers, which is always a nice touch, and good quality towels. The shower was great! But sometimes I just want a bit of creativity, a splash of personality. But hey, what do you expect?

Cleanliness, Safety, and the Sanitization Obsession (and I mean, it's a good thing).

Okay, let's be real, travel in the post-pandemic world is basically a biohazard science experiment. So how does Escape to Detroit handle it? Really, really well. I am obsessed with cleanliness. They have Daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, Anti-viral cleaning products, and Professional-grade sanitizing services. You can even opt out of room sanitization if you're feeling rebellious. They've got Hand sanitizer everywhere. Safe dining setup is there, too. All of this stuff gives me peace of mind as someone who has anxiety about germs. They are also using Sterilizing equipment. So, yeah, they've got you covered.

Food, Glorious Food (and Coffee, and Booze…)

Alright, the food. Let's start with the necessities: Coffee/tea in restaurant? Check. Coffee shop on-site? Double-check! I require caffeine to function. I need to know, is it good? Was it acceptable? Breakfast [buffet] also available every morning and you can get Breakfast takeaway service too. There is also Asian breakfast. Okay, I think I can give that a try. They've got Western breakfast too. A good spread, even if I wasn't entirely blown away.

For dinner, you can find Restaurants, including a Vegetarian restaurant, which is a must-have. You can get A la carte in restaurant or a Buffet in restaurant if you prefer. Room service [24-hour] is also available. This is excellent. Nothing better than ordering a burger at 2 AM. I also saw they had a Poolside bar, meaning I want to get one of those drinks. Also they had a Bar, which is also amazing because I want to chill at the end of the day. Happy hour is available - yes!!

For Relaxation, Rejuvenation, and Other Fancy Words…

So, the swimming pool is outdoor. They have a pool with view which is a nice touch. Spa, Sauna, Steamroom? All available? Yes, yes, and YES! They also have Massage and Body wrap and Body scrub, and a Foot bath. Look, I am not a person who regularly gets pampered. I am too busy trying to manage these chaotic thoughts in my mind. But, I did try a massage. And wow, it was great. Best $100 I ever spent, to be honest. Getting rid of all of the stress in my back was amazing.

And For Those With Some Serious Needs…

There is a Fitness center and Gym/fitness available for those who are into that sort of thing. There is also a Doctor/nurse on call, because hey, accidents happen. I did appreciate that they have a First aid kit.

Getting Down to Business… Or Not.

They have Business facilities. There's meeting rooms, and meetings you can organize. Business facilities include Audio-visual equipment for special events and Projector/LED display. So if you are here for business, you are good to go.

The Not-So-Sexy Stuff (But Still Important)

They have Daily housekeeping, thank goodness. Laundry service, Dry cleaning, and Ironing service are available, which, if you are bad at that sort of thing (like me), are life-savers. There is a Convenience store and a Gift/souvenir shop. There were some Safety deposit boxes, a Cash withdrawal and a Currency exchange.

The Quirks and the Quirky (My Take on the Extras)

Okay, let's talk about the things that make this place a little more, well, human. They have a Shrine. I have no idea what that's for, but hey, more power to them. They also have smoking area. The Proposal spot is a maybe - if you're feeling romantic/desperate, I suppose.

The Verdict (and the Rant You've Been Waiting For)

This place isn't perfect. It's not the Ritz. It’s a solid, reliable hotel. The cleanliness is top-notch, which is HUGE in my book. The amenities are plentiful, and the staff seemed generally helpful.

Here's the thing: I came here expecting to just… well, stay. I didn't expect to be charmed. But, between the spa treatment that actually made me feel relaxed for a whole hour and the surprisingly decent burger from room service, I actually enjoyed it.

My Final, Aggressive Recommendation:

Book It! Honestly, get yourself there now.

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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is the raw, unvarnished, probably-slightly-hungover chronicle of a (maybe ill-advised) trip to the Holiday Inn Detroit Northwest in Livonia. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and a healthy dose of “WTF am I doing?”

The Livonia Labyrinth: A Slightly Unhinged Itinerary

Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (or, the Quest for the Elusive Ice Bucket)

• 1:00 PM - Arrival at Detroit Metro Airport (DTW): Oh, the glamour! After the usual airport cattle call, I'm finally outta that metal tube. First impressions? Humidity. Thick, cloying humidity. And the vague scent of… something… deep-fried. Not a bad omen, per se, just… intriguing. Grabbed a rental car (a silver sedan, because apparently, I'm basic). The drive to Livonia felt like an eternity. Is it just me, or are highway exits always slightly further apart than you expect?
• 2:30 PM - Check-in at Holiday Inn (Livonia): Found the hotel. It's… functional. I've stayed in worse. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and desperation, a classic hotel combo. The front desk guy had a name tag, but I couldn't focus on it. I was already battling a phantom pain in my left shoulder, a sure sign of… something. Probably the airline food. Got the room. It's… clean-ish.
• 2:45 PM - Quest for the Ice Bucket: The most crucial mission of the day. Found a mini-fridge, but no ice bucket. This is a crisis! Wandered the halls like a lost spirit, knocking on random doors, mumbling about chilling beverages. Asked the cleaning lady, bless her heart, who looked at me like I'd sprouted a second head. (Turns out, they "ran out," and I had to use a plastic bag -- an improvisational genius).
• 3:30 PM - Explore the Hotel: Took a grand tour, or at least paced up and down the halls. The pool area looked suspiciously empty. The vending machine was a symphony of tempting snacks, I was particularly drawn to the mystery items. The gym? Well, let's just say it's there.
• 4:00 PM - The "Local Food" Conundrum: Ah, the great search for sustenance. This is where things get a little blurry. Found a diner. Ordered… something. It was edible, I think. Ate it. Memory? Hazy.
• 7:00 PM - The Room is my Castle: Back in the room. Watching TV. Thinking about life. Questioning my life choices. Decided not to open the curtains. Darkness is comfort. Fell asleep watching a rerun of Law & Order.

Day 2: The Motor City and (Possibly) Regret

• 8:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (or, at Least, Something Edible): Hotel breakfast. The usual suspect: rubbery eggs, questionable bacon, and industrial-strength coffee. But hey, at least it's free. Made a mental note to go to a real restaurant tomorrow.
• 9:00 AM - Drive into Detroit: Decided to be a tourist. Detroit, here I come!
• 9:30 - 12:00 PM - Detroit Institute of Arts: Spent a few hours at the Detroit Institute of Arts. Absolutely stunning! The Diego Rivera murals were mind-blowing. Seriously, this place made me feel something. The museum made me feel cultured
• 12:30 PM - Lunch: Found a classic Detroit Coney Island. Got a coney dog (of course). It was messy, delicious, and a testament to the simple joys in life. Definitely a good decision.
• 1:30 PM - Detroit's Belle Isle: The perfect afternoon, even if it was just a passing moment. Took a stroll in the park. The island was beautiful and the sights were spectacular.
• Evening - Back to the Hotel: Back at the Holiday Inn. Feeling a bit weary. Had a pizza delivered. Pizza + TV = a good night, right?

Day 3: The Livonian Lull and the Flight Home

• 8:00 AM - Breakfast: Same as yesterday. Regretting the pizza.
• 9:00 AM - Livonia Exploration (Or Rather, Avoidance): Let's be honest, Livonia isn't exactly known for its vibrant nightlife. Spent the morning wandering aimlessly, which is a fancy way of saying, "I needed to get out of the hotel room."
• 11:00 AM - The Great Airport Run: Checked out of the hotel, battling the familiar sting of loneliness. Drove back to the airport, fighting every urge to just ditch the rental car and run.
• 12:00 PM - At the Airport: Airport security. Somehow survived.
• 1:00 PM - Goodbye, Detroit! Waiting for my flight.

Final Thoughts (and, Perhaps, Regrets):

Livonia. Detroit. It's a… place. Would I go back? Maybe. Probably. Definitely not right away. It was a slightly messy, sometimes confusing, ultimately human experience. And hey, at least I can say I survived it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a stiff drink. And an ice bucket. (Just kidding… mostly.)

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Escape to Detroit: Livonia's Hottest Hotel - FAQs (and Ramblings from a Real Human)

Okay, Okay, So What *IS* This "Hottest Hotel" Business? Is it Actually Hot? Like Temperature-Wise?

Alright, settle down, Sherlock. "Hottest" is, you know, *relative*. It's marketing, people! It's not literally on fire (though, considering how I felt after that spicy burger from the Detroit-style pizza place... maybe it *should* be!). It means... *good*. Stylish, conveniently located (sort of, more on that later), and they’re trying *hard* to make it feel like a Detroit experience without, you know, actually being *in* the city. Which, honestly, is probably a good thing for those of us who like a bit of suburban safety net. More on the location in a bit, or maybe even a few bits... My brain, like the lobby, isn't always perfectly organized. So, no, not scorching hot in the literal sense (unless you crank the thermostat, which, by the way, is always a negotiation with the central air).

Livonia? Seriously? Isn't That Like… Suburbia Central?

*Breathes deeply.* Yes. Yes, it is. Livonia is the land of minivans, meticulously manicured lawns, and the unwavering scent of freshly cut grass. Look, I love a good lawn (when someone else mows it), but it's not exactly what comes to mind when I think "Detroit experience." It's *convenient* though. Like, really convenient if you need to be close to, say, the office park, or your aunt Susan in the suburbs. But it’s a hop, skip, and a slightly harrowing drive on I-96 to get into the actual city, depending on the traffic. Which, let's be honest, is always horrific. I made that drive once and I’m pretty sure I aged a decade. The hotel *does* have a pool, though. And a decent gym. So, swings and roundabouts, right? Right?!

Is the Decor... Detroity? I Hope So, Because Half the Reason I'd Stay Is To Not Feel Like I'm In An Anywhere-Else Hotel

Okay, so this is where things get… interesting. They try! They *really* try. Think exposed brick accents (yes, very trendy), maybe some throw pillows with vaguely industrial patterns, and pictures of, like, the Spirit of Detroit statue. It's more "Detroit-inspired" than "full-blown Detroit immersion." It's like a theme park version of Detroit, but with the promise of a comfortable bed and no actual danger. And you know what? I'm okay with that. I'm a delicate flower, I need my comfort! They do a decent job, though. The bar? Pretty cool. Good cocktails, decent ambiance. Just don't expect to see, you know, a repurposed factory floor in your room. Though that would be kinda cool wouldn't it? A slightly industrial chic room?! I'm getting ideas here!

The Food? Tell Me About The Grub! Because Hotel Food... Can Be A *Lot*

Ah, the food. This is where you can get your hopes up... and then maybe slightly dashed. The on-site restaurant is… good. Not earth-shatteringly amazing, but solid. They have a Detroit-style pizza (and it's... decent, not the best, far from the worst. The dough, it was good, but the sauce-to-cheese ratio, well, I’ve had better and worse experiences.). They try to lean into the local cuisine, which is appreciated. Expect burgers, steaks, maybe a fish dish or two. The breakfast buffet is, well, a breakfast buffet. Standard fare. The coffee's drinkable (which is a win, let's be real). The real winner, though? The room service. Yes. Room. Service. So, if you’re stuck in your room late at night, wanting something *different*?! Yeah, you know my jam. Order the fries. Always order the fries.

Okay, But REALLY. What's the *Biggest* Annoyance? What Should I Be Prepared For? Spill All The Tea!

Okay, okay, here's the truth. Listen up, future guests! The biggest annoyance? The *parking.* Ugh. It's *expensive.* And, depending on when you go, can be a complete cluster. I swear, one time I spent a solid fifteen minutes circling the lot like a vulture, waiting for a spot to open up. Fifteen minutes! Then there's the location. As mentioned, it’s in Livonia. Which means everything is a drive. That drive is on the freeway. The freeway can be bonkers. Traffic jams… ugh I almost broke down laughing at how terrible it can be! And I'm not even exaggerating! BUT, and this is a big BUT: The staff tries *hard*. They are genuinely nice and helpful. That goes a long way.

So, is it worth it? Should I book?

Here's the deal: If you need a hotel near Livonia and want something better than a basic chain, then yeah, book it. It's clean, comfortable, and the staff is great. If you're expecting gritty, authentic Detroit? You'll be disappointed. Think of it as a comfortable launching pad – nice, safe, and ready to go, for a day trip to the big city. If you want to spend a weekend in Detroit with a place that is close to it, then definitely book it (with a car). And the pool. I almost forgot about the pool, I almost had a panic attack. It's fine, I like pools.

Okay, okay, I’m convinced. But about the Pool…

The pool. Ah, yes. Let'sGlobetrotter Hotels

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